"Do you like our appointments in the lobby?OMG. Enough already! But I guess it's more proof that Happy is right regarding the greed mentality of medicine these days.
How about the Starbucks our new Spa? We offer massage, empowerment and spirituality training to help you through the toughest of times.
Do you like to music?
How about the HDTV in the rooms?
Was the menu in the rooms okay?
Oh, and be sure to ask our medical students how they like their experience here.
Hope you enjoyed your stay at the brand new Hospital of America.
Would you mind completing our satisfaction survey?
It's how we'll soon be getting paid.
Have a healthy day!
Too bad we're all paying for it.