"Keep 'em alive until 8:05"
Thirty-five patients. 07:05 AM Saturday
"Keep 'em alive until 8:05"
Eight new consults.
"Keep 'em alive until 8:05"
Six patients in the ICU.
"Keep 'em alive until 8:05"
Two acute infarctions.
"Keep 'em alive until 8:05"
Four stress echos.
"Keep 'em alive until 8:05"
Three adenosine thalliums.
"Keep 'em alive 'til 8:05"
Seven discharges. "Dr. Fisher, When are you going to discharge Mr. Smith?"
"Keep 'em alive 'til 8:05"
A hundred pages.
"Keep 'em alive 'til 8:05"
No deaths. 08:05 AM Sunday.
(Why do I hate my life right now?)
-Wes
2 comments:
{{{ comfort! }}}
don't you have fellows and residents?
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