I was feeling down that I just haven't been able to get enough done lately. Especially at work. There just hasn't been enough to multi-task, so I became dysphoric and upset. So in an effort to do more and be more, I sought evaluation and discovered that I, too, suffer from dysphoric social attention consumption deficit anxiety disorder (DSACDAD).
I thought this was a terminal condition, until I found the drug that saved me. I'm sure it can save you, too.
If you doubt it, be sure to check out the testimonials under the "resources" tab on their website. I mean, it helped them, didn't it?
Hat Tip: Claudius, a faithful reader