Sadly, no one will cover the worst abstract that made the cut for the meeting.
But now, thanks to the entrepreneurial spirit of the blog-o-sphere, the worst abstract of this year's Scientific Sessions can be crowned!! The criteria for such an award HAS to include the abstract that contributes the smallest amount to our field while demonstrating the worst grammar, the most bureaucratic lingo and, of course, verbosity.
The sentence that clinched it?
Congratulations, Abstract # AB35-01!