The ER summary and EKG were reviewed. The history taken. The patient politely asked if they might be examined in the presence of family members. "No problem," was the reply.
Examination completed, a blank piece of paper is assembled. A pen, nowhere to be found, was retrieved from the front desk.
Returning, a figure is drawn. The entire room focused. Waiting. Staring at the figure. Total silence.
The explanation begins, then...
..."Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oohWhat the...?
And she's buying a stairway to heaven."
With that, a family member dives for their cell phone and hurries to stop the ringtone.
The bad karma was released.