Need to read an echo? Sign on to the KINETDX echo server.And that's just the beginning.
Need to read an EKG? Sign on to the MUSE EKG server.
Need a cath report? Sign on to the APOLLO server.
Need to read a chart? Sign on to EPIC.
Need to check a pacemaker? Sign on to the PACEART server.
Need to read an Xray? Sign on to your local PACS system.
Need to check your e-mail? Sign on to the in-house intranet.
Need to read your e-mail from home? Sign on to the CITRIX server.
Need to sign your charts? Log on to the Electronic Patient Folder server.
* Sigh *
It's no longer an "electronic medical record" we're using but rather a sea of electronic medical servers.
Now let's see, what was that password again?