Using Cow Manure to Say I Love You

Nothing says I love you like a pile of... well, cow manure (video).

If nothing else, you have to admire this farmer's creativity...

-Wes

Anatomically Correct Gifts for Everyone on Valentine's Day

For your ex-, consider this giant bleeding gummy heart candy or maybe some of these chocolate hearts from "Pushin' Daisies."

For your sweetheart, though, it's probably better to stick with this heart locket that opens to reveal the heart's four chambers.

Me? Well, the abstract has appeal and for that, I'm leaning toward getting one of these t-shirts. The only problem is, the shirt's probably better for those interventional cardiology "plumber" types.

-Wes

A Well-Timed Delivery

This little guy says "Happy Valentine's Day!"

-Wes

For Valentine's Day?

I think my wife would kill be if I gave her this.

Reminds of the lava lamps...

But like the scene in Bug's Life:

I can't ... stop ... being.... drawn... to ... it....

-Wes

Ratings

In America, we love our ratings.

Like the Nielsen Ratings...

For the Best Nightly News Anchor...

Or the Grammys...

Or the ratings of the 100 Best Hospitals by a Magazine or the 100 Best Hospitals by a Company...

Or even the Best Doctors...

So tonight, who will win the most ratings?

Viagra or Cialis or Levitra?

-Wes