Sadly, no one will cover the worst abstract that made the cut for the meeting.
But now, thanks to the entrepreneurial spirit of the blog-o-sphere, the worst abstract of this year's Scientific Sessions can be crowned!! The criteria for such an award HAS to include the abstract that contributes the smallest amount to our field while demonstrating the worst grammar, the most bureaucratic lingo and, of course, verbosity.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the unofficial 2012 Heart Rhythm Society's Worst Accepted Abstract of the Year:
The sentence that clinched it?
The conclusions:
"Conclusions: The harmonization of endpoint definitions, terminology, and clinical trial design paradigms provides consistency across clinical trial studies that can facility (sic) clinician acceptance of results and the evaluation of safety and effectiveness of devices and medicines for atrial fibrillation."
Congratulations, Abstract # AB35-01!
-Wes
3 comments:
Here's my first nomination:
The whole session AB-05. "Factors associated with Mortality Following ICD Implantation"
Let's see what we'll learn here:
Renal failure, depression, smoking, high defibrillation threshold and shocks for VT/VF all are associated with increased death.
That's some ground breaking stuff.
Jay
Looks like the authors qualify to be elected to the Institute of Medicine!...
It's probably a worthy winner Dr Wes but you've certainly trashed some pretty big names up there...
Just goes to show.
Actually, the thing I found interesting about this is that it calls its process 'independent' and then goes on to list the participation of every possible interested party including clinicians, device manufacturers and regulatory authorities!!!
So who is it independent of exactly?
Oh! wait a minute...I see...it's independent of the patients!!!
Post a Comment