Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Caption Contest: Taking It to New Heights

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Yes, it's a porta-potty and yes, this is the view outside our clinic lunch-room.

Now, you pick the picture's caption.

The winner will be chosen by our office staff later this week. What's the prize? Sorry, our new Physician Payment Sunshine Act limits the prize to bragging rights only.

Good luck!

-Wes
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21 comments:

  1. JordanWed Jan 18, 01:30:00 PM CST

    Shit flows downhill

    Or

    Watch the first step out of the toilet, it's a doozy!

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  2. JordanWed Jan 18, 01:32:00 PM CST

    After relocating physician parking, administrators also decided to move the staff bathroom.

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  3. JordanWed Jan 18, 01:36:00 PM CST

    North Shore University announces it's new plan to increase clinical utilization of office space.

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  4. JordanWed Jan 18, 01:47:00 PM CST

    When the patient asked to go to the bathroom, Dr, Wes devised a way to deal with that troublesome sinus bradycardia

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  5. RichWed Jan 18, 01:48:00 PM CST

    New GI Lab Under Patient Protection and Affordable
    Care Act

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  6. AnonymousWed Jan 18, 02:28:00 PM CST

    Dr's lounge has been relocated-newspaper delivered daily!

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  7. AnonymousWed Jan 18, 02:29:00 PM CST

    Bathroom luxury at a new level ;)

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  8. Margaret Polaneczky, MD (aka TBTAM)Wed Jan 18, 04:18:00 PM CST

    I'm not climbing up and down - Either you bring one up here or I'll let gravity flush!

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  9. UnknownWed Jan 18, 04:47:00 PM CST

    Too much fresh air up here, we must do something about it.

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  10. AnonymousWed Jan 18, 05:50:00 PM CST

    Poo with a view.

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  11. AnonymousWed Jan 18, 07:02:00 PM CST

    Preparation for 2012 Voting Booth. Vote #1 for republicans, Democrats are #2

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  12. John CoeWed Jan 18, 08:04:00 PM CST

    Is this a test for your patients with diarrhia to see how their heart holds out before they need to go!!

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  13. UnknownThu Jan 19, 07:22:00 AM CST

    The hospital's new Get Healthy campaign.

    One way to increase the amount of exercise staff is getting.

    Hope there is an AED up there for those sudden urges.

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  14. AnonymousThu Jan 19, 11:19:00 AM CST

    Serious miscalculation - specs called for chute to be positioned 15' to the right.

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  15. MarcoThu Jan 19, 12:40:00 PM CST

    The tone of an institution is set at the top.

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  16. MarcoThu Jan 19, 12:41:00 PM CST

    Therapy for heart failure: lasix AND exercise.

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  17. ShakesandStonesThu Jan 19, 04:45:00 PM CST

    I thought the proctologist's office was on the third floor.

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  18. MarcoFri Jan 20, 01:37:00 PM CST

    A therapeutic two-fer: Lasix AND exercise !

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  19. DrWesFri Jan 20, 06:50:00 PM CST

    Well, the results are in, and the clear favorite by our staff, was from Anonymous Wed Jan 18, 05:50:00 PM CST:

    "Poo with a view."

    Nice.

    (Have a great Friday!)

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  20. AnonymousSat Jan 21, 07:46:00 AM CST

    Halfway between the gutter and the stars.

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  21. AnonymousWed Jan 25, 08:11:00 PM CST

    Keep your poo in the clouds and your pee on the ground.

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