Urologic Alignment

I mean, it's like lunar alignment, except for the male urologic system - all in the last 24 hours!

First, we find the penile theft story on Reuters (there was an administrator looking at me strangely today...), then I read about Happy Hospitalist's "boys" being counted (good luck, Happy), then Kevin pipes in on testicular protection devices, and shortly thereafter my wife shows me this video she was sent displaying a guy skydiving who needs one of Kevin's devices (seriously... er this is not a home movie).

Could someone tell me what's going on?

And to think that the "IU" deals with this stuff all the time...

-Wes